You are officially on the cutting edge... for exactly thirty two seconds...
Hello whoever you are,
I wrote the book at right (er, my left, but your right... no wait, that would be your left too... unless you are standing behind your computer... which doesn't really make sense. Why are you standing behind your computer? Just be thankful you don't have to live with me...) because I had this crazy notion that the 60's could be resurrected, even if only in my imagination. I know, John Lennon sang, "The Dream is over..." But what the hell does he know anyway?Um, I keep getting these questions from people about the book. Read it! The answers are all in there. If after reading it you still have questions, read it again. If the questions remain, punt. If you shank the punt, return to this website from time to time, you may learn little tidbits that fill in the gaps and help you with you alleged thought process. (Times up!)This may turn out to be somewhat interactive. At least until I start my second book. Oops, maybe I just did... Copy and paste, copy and paste. I should delete this part... But I guess I didn't.See the little symbol on the bookcover? It's a brand. If you read the book and figure that out, you get a cookie... If you can't figure it out your punishment is... a shrubbery! Actually, I have always thought that the peace sign was a little pedantic and simplistic. So I created a complicated and politically incorrect replacement. And... it has a secret that I will reveal to no one for exactly one year starting now... Wait, I wasn't ready. Ok, right.................. now.Wow, I guess it needs a name... the suspense must be killing you... You are sitting there, wondering- "My oh my, what shall he call this new 21st century peace sign?" Drum roll please... Don't peek!It shall be called............ The Zeno Symbol (The Zeno for short!). And don't think for a second that we won't be marketing the hell out of that!
We WereThe zOnks! answers the question-
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