This part is for those who have read the book, and loved it...If you made it this far, we put you in a different class of fan. If you want to help us put the band, and the book, and the t-shirts on the radar it is simple and fun. First, go to Home Depot and buy the following- (1) roll duct tape, (3) cans purple spray paint, (1) 20' extension ladder... WE ARE KIDDING. Actually, tis so much easier than that. If you REALLY want to help us you can do so simply by ordering more books and t-shirts to give as gifts to your friends and family. If you really really really want to help... You have a serious mental disorder and need to seek medical attention immediately! And then, after you have been discharged, you can:1. Alert your local media that you have been trying for weeks to buy tickets to see a band that doesn't even exist.2. Tell all your friends on Facebook or Myspace that your new favorite book is We Were the Zonks!3. Order a Guerrilla Package that has an obscene number of books, business cards, post-it notes, and t-shirts.4. Surreptiously post Zonk business cards, posters, post-it notes, etc., on your company bulletin board. (If your company doesn't have a bulletin board just write thezonks.com on the wall in the stall of the company bathroom in permanent marker... Not!)5. E-mail your friends.6. Call a massively popular talk-radio program and try to interject the book and the website into the conversation. Example: "Yes, I agree Rush. Free-market capitalism will save us. And the best example of the free-market marketing freely is at thezonks dot com! Buy the book! Buy a t-shirt! Save America!!!!" It's OK, you are anonymous. It's the standing on the street corner waving the "I am Zonked" signthat's gonna get you in trouble. Oh, and that thing you do with your...The planets are not the best songs, or even the best covers for that matter. The criterion to make the guerrilla page was: be funny, be fun, or be very good. However, some songs were used because they are in the book. Some inside baseball about the book: Many of the title chapters in the book are song titles. This may seem obvious to some who have read the book, but it may have escaped the attention of a few. I did this for a few reasons, all of which will remain a closely guarded secret for all eternity.
